Skerp is dog
hey guys, did you know all the oc ponies actually lost their virginity to skerp. yeah. also skerp has been shitting around all day wondering if he should come back or not. i made the bitch spagetti and he only ate like half. hes an ungreatful slut. you can tell him i said that too, he isnt gonna do shit. any how skerp is kinda pissed lauren faust isnt god anymore so he’s like making a cult, so i’ll tell you guys what happens with that.
“So batter….. I see you found me.”
Based off of this postOMFG I T KEEPS GETTING NOTES I DON’T WANNA BE KNOWN AS THE ZACHARIE WITH THE BANANA IN HIS PANTS.Too bad.
Once there was a boy with a bruise. A bruise that reached his heart. And every now and then his so-called-friends would rub salt in it, but the boy would do nothing. The boy was emotionally abused everyday, but i guess that was the price to pay for being him. Once there was a girl, with a disease. No one talked to her, looked at her or even breathed at her direction. And everyday it would get worse and worse. the mental hospitals didn’t work. she was lonely. the boy and the girl met and now and then they would mend each others wounds. They would comfort them and give them the care they so desperately desired. No one liked this. Every day was a war, getting through each gunfire and bomb coming from all corners, but they were together. For their friendship could cut japan in half and raise the tides to the heavens. As much as every one tried to make the wounds worse it didn’t work. Because the wounds were gone. They filled each others empty glass, solved each others puzzle, fixed each others broken toy. They were Happy. At last.
Can i have some candy Pleeease?
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this person sent me two messages about giving them candy, and it’s making me rock hard
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